You know what really bugs us? When we’re using the laptop while giving a PowerPoint presentation that is being projected onto the wall, and somebody asks what the temperature is. First of all, it’s hard enough trying to figure out whether to point on the screen or at the wall with a laser pointer, all without having to also worry about room temperature. What the hell do you do under such circumstances? Enter the USB Mouse with Laser Pointer and Thermometer, which doubles as a standard mouse and a laser pointer, with just enough room left over for an integrated thermometer. This is the kind of thing they invented the term “technology” to describe. Via